27 January, 2023 — Schokoladen — Berlin

My first show in Berlin was at this spot in…I’m guessing 2012? 2013? Not entirely sure, but I know it was here and I know it cemented me wanting to move to Europe. Absolute legend of a venue. I’ll be playing some new songs through a tiny distorted amp and yelling a lot and recording the whole thing in pristine stereo 44.1 kHz 16-bit .WAV format and uploading it to a platform I’m playing with to see if the audio of my live shows is AI-replicable, so come and shout along if you want to be in the training data.

Fri. 27 January — 19:00 — SchokoladenTickets

There will be more tour news about March 2023 in a few days, too.

Four Winter Events

12-16 in Philly: https://thechampagnejam.com
12-18 in Silver Spring, MD: https://forms.gle/VHRP361XZx4MTk5d9
12-23 in Gainesville, FL: https://instagram.com/roadhousediy/
12-24 ДУЖЕ ЧУДОВЕ РІЗДВО: Preorder here for a (Gregorian) Christmas Eve download: https://emperorx.bandcamp.com/album/-

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Philosophy Poll Results from 15 November 2022

I posted this on Twitter earlier this week. I respond to the results below..

FREE WILL:

We agree, 64.7% majority “free will exists” voters. For now I’m convinced by libertarian arguments (not in the political sense of course; I mean libertarian as opposed to compatibilism or determinism.) Don’t know what flavor (event-causal, agent-causal, etc.) yet. Working on it.

GOD:

We agree, 27.4% minority “God exists” voters. I see an uncaused universe as implausible. “What caused God then?” It’s God, all the way up. This is my most teleological opinion; I hereby submit myself to the philosophy cops for interrogation, during which I will behave very badly.

ROBOT CONSCIOUSNESS:

We agree, 54% majority “non-bio. consc. is possible” voters. We exist; physical consciousness is clearly possible. No principle rules out other physical forms. This is NOT a reductive position. Less “we’re not special,” more “we’re special, and many other things COULD BE special.”

VOTE NOW CRY LATER

Trouble voting? Try calling these nonpartisan hotlines for help:

English: 866-OUR-VOTE (866-687-9683)

Spanish: 888-YE-Y-VOTA (888-839-8682)

Arabic: 844-YALLA-US (844-925-5287)

Asian Languages: 888-API-VOTE (888-274-8683)

https://866ourvote.org

Don’t assume it’s too late!

UK SHOW INFO MEGA-POST: Edinburgh, Sheffield, and Norwich Sep. 28-30

Edinburgh – 28 Sept. (Wednesday)

Time:
7:30pm

Location:
Thompson Balcony
3 St Andrews Square
Edinburgh, EH2 2BD

Drop your email address here to receive detailed instructions on how to get in to the concert:
https://forms.gle/1tPnSGyNDxvTRbAc6

Sheffield – 29 Sept. (Thursday)
w/ Forum Friends and Town Cruise

Time:
8:15pm

Location:
Delicious Clam
12 Exchange St
Sheffield City Centre, Sheffield S2 5TS

Ticket link:
https://www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Sheffield/Delicious-Clam/Emperor-X-USDE–Forum-Friends–Town-Cruise/36162766/

Norwich – 30 September (Friday)
w/ We Bless This Mess

Time:
7:30pm

Location:
Lowell Records
8 Pottergate
Norwich NR2 1DS

Info links:
https://lowellnorwich.com/
https://www.instagram.com/lowellnorwich/