Dreaming About a UN with Teeth

*NOT A REAL UN BUREAU (YET)

I recently posted on social media about my opposition to the unilateral US invasion of Venezuela. I do not object to the invasion on the grounds that Maduro deserves to be in power. I object because it is a kleptocratic chess move orchestrated by greedy people who are no more deserving of civic trust than the leader they kidnapped. Some conflicts have no good guys.

This irritated a handful of my leftist colleagues, who insist either that Maduro is defensible or that intervention itself can never be moral. I condensed my replies and present them below. They are addressed to people who share my left-adjacent commitments. If you are a nationalist conservative, a strict pacifist, or center your geopolitical analyses entirely around a decolonialist framework, I doubt you’ll find much to like below. But I encourage you to read it anyway if you’re interested, because if you oppose the invasion, we remain functional allies on this topic. I think it’s important for functional allies to understand one another, especially in our overly-fractious times.


I take the view that military force can, for humanitarian reasons, be justified. It is rare, but it happens. I’m thinking of the international bombing campaign against the Serbian government to prevent a genocide of Bosnian Muslims in the ’90s. I’m thinking of the US operation to prevent an ISIS pogrom against Yazidis on Mt. Sinjar and American material support of the SDF in Rojava during some of the Syrian Civil War. In those cases, choosing to isolate rather than intervene would have made for a more cruel, less humanitarian world. Though not by any stretch an IR scholar, I gravitate to thinkers like Michael Walzer (2002) on this topic and recommend the paper referenced below as a starting point if you are interested in his ideas too.

There are two practical problems with the idea of military force for humanitarian reasons. The first is simple hubris: sometimes states over-estimate their ability to help, and military intervention makes whatever problem they hope to solve even worse. The US invasion of Afghanistan is an example. The second is that hegemons can hide partly- or entirely-kleptocratic intent behind fake humanitarian language. The US invasion of Iraq and the Russian invasion of Ukraine are two examples.

I like imagining a currently-implausible but maybe-eventually-possible fix that I call UN With Teeth: a nuclear-armed, conventionally-assertive UN-like supranational force to enforce the decisions of a reformed UN Security Council-like body with true global representation and no advantage for hegemonic powers (e.g. no permanent membership and veto for US/China/Russia/France/GB), grounded by something like the current Article 2 of the UN Charter. Imagine a coordinated assault by an international force — Finns, Ghanans, Mongolians, whoever had the capacity at the time — with a goal of occupying Jerusalem, deposting Netanyahu, and installing an internationally-governed protectorate to defend the rights of all Palestinians and Israelis until the people on the territory agreed to build a state or states, together or apart, capable of upholding universal human rights for all involved. If you share my left-adjacent commitments it’s likely you align with me in seeing that scenario as a good one, if far-fetched in 2026.

In the imaginary world where a UN With Teeth existed, I suspect it would have deposed Maduro and the PSUV in 2019 or at latest 2024, and the Venezuelan people would have applauded. It is this passing resemblance, and only this passing resemblance, that I see as a positive aspect of an otherwise immoral and potentially catastrophic US foreign policy decision.

In the real world we live in, there is no UN With Teeth, and the US uses humanitarian language as a smokescreen for kleptocratic intent. The complexity of this situation arises only because the guy the US removed was an illiberal authoritarian crime boss with BUKs and SAMs and secret police. But now, tragically, even the accidentally-good side benefit of an otherwise-kleptocratic invasion is now unlikely because the Trump administration seems happy to collaborate with Maduro’s colleagues, all illiberal authoritarian PSUV Chavists like Rodriguez. As long as the US gets its oil, there will be no change in regime and no liberation for Venezuela’s people. This is no surprise; the US collaborated with Pinochet in Chile and Videla in Argentina and many others in during Plan Condor in the 1970s. But the problem here is that too few of my colleagues on the left acknowledge the danger of entrenched illiberal regimes like the PSUV using anti-American language as a smokescreen for kleptocracy, just like the US uses humanitarian language. They may be enemies of the US, but they are also kleptocrats, and they even use the same deceptive rhetorical structure. They commit similar crimes, merely shouting “IMPERIALIST!” to hide them instead of “DICTATOR!” They’re not our friends either.

Not everyone is going to share my supranational humanist interventionist fantasy for the future, and that’s fine. But then I’d ask them this, assuming they share basic civic commitments like a belief in human rights with me: In our world of nation-states, how do you imagine we humanitarians successfully defend ourselves and our fellow humans from illiberal authoritarian wannabe hegemons?


At the rate the world changes now, who knows if anything above will make sense in six hours, let alone next week. But I’m leaving it here because I want to help coax fellow leftists away from our tendency to give the enemies of the US an arbitrary ethical blank check. Brazil’s Lula, Colombia’s Petro, and Mexico’s Sheinbaum are worlds away from Maduro, Putin, and Xi, even though they all share anti-American rhetoric. Let’s celebrate that instead of letting an anti-American paint job trick us into clapping like seals for indefensible authoritarians.


Walzer, M. (2002). The triumph of just war theory (and the dangers of success. Social Research, 69(4), 925-944.
https://www.ias.edu/sites/default/files/sss/pdfs/Walzer/TriumphJustWarTheory.pdf

Freeze-React: Action Paralysis vs. the Possibility of Fruitful Tension between Analytic, Normative, and Poetic Thought, or, Part 972,421 of Chad’s Perennial Public Analytico-Aesthetico-Moral Freakout

(I am distracted by feelings of action paralysis at the start of this new year, and I imagine a few people who keep track of my work might be as well. This is the kind of thought I would usually keep to myself, but hiding it feels wrong right now.)

Recent accelerating changes in domestic and global order are reaching a boiling point: LLMs in the creative industry, rising deaths of despair, phone and drug addiction, economic hardship, enshittification, Ukraine, Venezuela, Gaza…all at once. But instead of inspiring me to action, the boiling point is counterintuitively freezing me in my tracks. The sense of paralysis is overwhelming.

That’s dumb, because I am blessed with a huge menu of options. I can engage in persuasion conversations with people in person and online, trying to convince them that my preferred solution (doubling down on social democracy at home and empowering human rights NGOs with consequential powers abroad) is the right one, but I’m unlikely to succeed in anything but making my opponents and I angry with one another. I can go down the academic rabbit hole that’s available to me in philosophy and music theory, but that’s a retreat into a silo that will have little immediate impact — like worrying about a malfunctioning air conditioner on a crashing Airbus. I can put all of my focus into business activity, making my bar and record label as prosperous as possible, but financial success on its own is empty, a value-neutral trap that distracts from progress towards a better world at the civilizational scale. I can retreat into creative activity and record songs to console and inspire us through the mini-apocalypses to come, but on its own this risks being mere therapy, not world-building. I can raise funds for military aid to Ukraine and humanitarian aid to Gaza and mutual aid in disaster zone the world over, but, but, but, but, but.

But! Sometimes, I do manage to act. I’m not entirely sure how or why. But here’s how I think about it, at least. There are no answers below, but maybe it will make some of you who may be suffering from a similar feeling of paralysis feel less alone and help us all believe that there are reasons to move forward with hope, both in our personal lives and our civilization.

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I suspect I am paralyzed because there are competing modes of operation in my mind, each competing for control and canceling one another out. Riffing off of Weber’s (1946) notion of “value spheres” and Habermas’s (1979) notion of co-existing “validity claims” such as truth vs. rightness vs. sincerity, I call my three mental orientations the analytic mode, the normative mode, and the poetic mode.

Living and working in the analytic mode requires a vigilant devotion to reason. Action must be an output following diligent and dispassionate rational processing of indisputable data. The analytic mode says, pitilessly: “Es ist einfach so.” (“This is just the way things are.”)

Living and working in the normative mode requires a vigilant devotion to justice. Action must be justified by a chain of moral reasoning and takes place no sooner or later than when the thinker is confident in their judgment. The normative mode says, with conviction: “Es sollte so sein.” (“This is what should be.”)

Living and working in the poetic mode requires faith in pre- and post-rational instinct. Inspiration must be followed by a concomitant action which flows, or at least seems to flow, from an unseen but deeply-felt integrated will. The poetic mode says, in sublime mania: “Es muss sein!” (“It must be!”)

The modes sometimes resemble each other structurally, but they should be discussed separately due to subtle aspects of their simultaneous operation within a single psyche. All individuals exhibit their own unique, person-defining mixes of analytic, normative, and poetic tendencies. These tendencies moderate both how an individual behaves within a given civilization and how a civilization developmes over time as the individuals within it respond to ever-changing, time-bounded menus of possible actions.

I wrote this because I woke up on the wrong side of the bed on the first work day of 2026, feeling an urgent desire to deliberately guide how I navigate an increasingly-chaotic world. Which mode do I have a tendency towards today? This week? Overall? Which mode would serve me best in what increasingly seems likely to be an absolute roller coaster of a decade? Which modes should I encourage in my colleagues and in the organizations I influence? Thinking as an artist, what kind of thoughts and actions do I want to encourage in the people who look to my work for solace and inspiration? These questions would be easier to answer if the modes did not so roundly contradict one another. They are three self-valid frameworks for navigating the world, but like the Hubble tension they provide very different answers. How am I to decide which path to take when they diverge?

I’m not going to come up with the answers this morning on this blog post, and neither are you in any comment responses. We have work to do! (And that’s the poetic mode talking.) For the moment we have to simply commit to answering these questions as best we can each day, live as joyfully as we can in a wobbly world, and operate with a hope that unresolved tension between analytic, normative, and poetic modes of life can be a powerful engine of creative kindness if harnessed correctly.

References

Habermas, J. (1979). What is universal pragmatics? In Communication and the evolution of society (T. McCarthy, Trans., pp. 1-68). Beacon Press. (Original work published 1976)
http://mitp-content-server.mit.edu:18180/books/content/sectbyfn?collid=books_pres_0&fn=9780262581875_sch_0001.pdf&id=5130

Weber, M. (1946). Science as a vocation. In H. H. Gerth & C. W. Mills (Trans. & Eds.), From Max Weber: Essays in sociology (pp. 129-156). Oxford University Press. (Original work published 1919)
https://sociology.sas.upenn.edu/sites/default/files/Weber-Science-as-a-Vocation.pdf

Psh-Psh – “Hombres” (new wave-adjacent Venezuelan rock from 1983)

I just found them yesterday, so I’m no expert. But as far as I can tell Psh-Psh were a portal into 1980s Caracas for the international new wave punk movement. Their song “Hombres” is a slayer on a meridian between Bronx legends ESG and gifted French agit-pop star Lizzy Mercier Descloux (who the Psh-Psh guitarist quotes in one of the lead lines of “Hombre”). Translating loosely from their Bandcamp page (GTranslate would probably do it more reliably, but I think the human touch is good to have for things like this):

Psh-Psh was an all-female band formed in Venezuela at the end of 1980 and ended their activity in 1988. The band consisted of Paz Alejandra Hidalgo on guitar and backup vocals, Esther Cohen on drums and backup vocals, and Ofelia Brito on bass and lead vocals…They did not see themselves as punks and in fact were uncomfortable with this description, but they certainly had many of the chronological and conceptual characteristics to be considered part of the first generation of the genre in our country. They were irreverent: their name mimicks the vocal gesture men use to get the attention of a woman. Their lyrics were irreverent and contained social themes (war, religion, the alienation of modern life)…About these songs, Ofelia says: ‘Some were recorded at rehearsal (those with the poor sound) and others were demos for Sonografica with the goal of recording an album, but it was never recorded after we refused the metamorphosis the record label proposed for us.'”

It’s a great time to support Venezuelan art projects. Buy Psh-Psh’s 1983 compilation album here:

https://humanoderechorecords.bandcamp.com/album/psh-psh-demo-1983

Anti-Fascism Is Not Violent Extremism

The U.S. Department of State recently designated four extremist groups as “Antifa” terrorist organizations. The headlines in center-left and center-right press fell for the rhetorical trap of insinuation by association. If we don’t catch it we’re at risk of losing this crucial distinction: Anti-fascism is not the same thing as violent extremism.

Anti-fascism is an explicit building block of centrist political consensus in Europe, and I feel a need to point this out to American friends in hopes of catching you before the current U.S. government’s anti-anti-fascist narrative traps you. You do not have to defend violent extremism to defend anti-fascism. But you wouldn’t know that if you saw only these headlines.

On the surface, there is little to object to in the State Department’s new designations. The Italian Informal Anarchist Federation uses explicitly insurrectionist rhetoric, and its associates were involved in a string of destructive and violent acts against mainstream political parties and EU institutions. The Greek Armed Proletarian Justice claimed responsibility for planting a C4 time bomb on a public street near a police station in 2023. Members of the Organization for Revolutionary Self-Defense, also Greek, staged several well-armed drive-by shootings and committed game shop burglaries and a high-profile bank robbery in the name of fomenting international revolution. German members of Antifa-Ost, also known as Hammerbande, carried out several carefully-planned vigilante assaults with hammers and blackjacks, and aerosols in eastern Germany and Hungary.

All four groups committed violent acts and therefore deserve their place on a sanctions list; their anti-fascist stance is immaterial. Three of these groups justify their violent acts with an incoherent mash-up of insurrectionist, anarchist, Marxist, statist, anti-statist, anti-capitalist, and libertarian ideas. Only Antifa-Ost explicitly targeted avowed fascists and justified its violence by alleging that the victims were fascists. All four organizations deserve sanction because they are violent extremists, but not because they are anti-fascist.

Keeping this distinction between anti-fascism and violent extremism in mind, the State Department’s press release headline announcing the sanctions should set off alarm bells:

“Three Other Violent Antifa Groups [Plural],” they say. While there is no explicit statement as such, the message is clear. The current State Department aims to deceive the American public into associating anti-fascism with extremist violence. Centrist and right-leaning Americans are the most obvious persuasion targets; exposure to word association is a technique to change public perception. But the left is also at risk — not of believing the ANTIFA = VIOLENCE canard, but of being manipulated into defending indefensible extremist groups, freaking out otherwise-persuadable centrists. By insinuating anti-fascist motives correlate with extremism, the State Department judo-throws the left into defending terrorism, alienating potential allies and fracturing a potentially broad anti-fascist coalition.

The State Department is only insinuating, not stating directly, that anti-fascism is terrorism. But insinuation is very effective, judging by the speed with which both center-right and center-left media adopted the press release’s framing. Not just Fox and CNN (above) but even the The Guardian refer to anti-fascist “groups,” plural.

Those who hope to oppose the American drift towards authoritarianism should not remain silent while the State Department subtly smears anti-fascism like this. Like all people, someone with anti-fascist commitments can be violent, pacifist, blue, red, black, white, or lime green. An anti-fascist merely objects to dictatorship, rigid social hierarchy, the glorification of power as an end in itself, and the use of violence by a single-party state to suppress opposition. It’s a low bar. The capital-A Antifa banner unites a broad coalition in Europe, from the German equivalent of some normie democrats to Christians to socialists to Zionist weirdos to a delightful group of grandmas. Across the West, including the U.S., most people continue to hold overwhelmingly negative views of fascism. Anti-fascism is a silent pillar of the post-World War II civic order that binds an otherwise ideologically pluralist society together. But it is invisible to us as water is to a fish, and that is a vulnerability. Our society is easier to defend from creeping authoritarianism if we make it bright neon explicit that anyone worthy of civic trust is in some sense an anti-fascist.

If we passively adopt the current State Department’s framing as the press did in late 2025, we are maneuvered into linguistic turf where it’s easy for bad faith actors to conflate normie anti-fascism with extremism, violence, and terrorism. But we can refuse to adopt it ourselves, and we can object loudly when we hear others adopting it. We can start annoying conversations with people every time it comes up. We can and should be cringe about it, because every time we bring it up, we put another sandbag in the social dam that stands between us and the gathering tsunami of authoritarian brainrot headed our way in the coming decades. The brainrot tsunami will be subtle at first, like this State Department press release. We need to be keen to catch it, so let’s practice now while the anti-fascism game’s still on easy mode.

A Clarificatory Admat of Pentagons: Emperor X Opens for Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) (but no EEIWALE in Pittsburgh)

SA.27.SEP PITTSBURGH, PA: BOTTLEROCKET
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SO.28.SEP CLEVELAND, OH: GROG SHOP
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MO.29.SEP MILWAUKEE, WI: X-RAY ARCADE:
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TU.30.SEP ST. LOUIS, MO: SINKHOLE
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WE.01.OCT
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TH.02.OCT DENVER, CO: LOST LAKE
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FR.03.OCT
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SA.04.OCT TUCSON, AZ: GROUNDWORKS
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MO.06.OCT
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TU.07.OCT BERKELEY, CA: 924 GILMAN
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WE.08.OCT SAN JOSE, CA: OPEN SJ
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TH.09.OCT LOS ANGELES: MOROCCAN LOUNGE
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Twenty-Song Tuesday #02: Nevertheless, We Persist! (29 July 2025)

I made you another radio show.

If the stream above isn’t working, you can also just DOWNLOAD IT AS AN .MP3 MIX HERE.

  1. Okay Teniz – “Penguin”

Set 1 – “I dunno, weird wave”

  1. Marc Seberg – “Le Eclaircie”
  2. The Comsat Angels – “Independenec Day”
  3. The Skids – “The Saints Are Coming”
  4. Hein und Oss – “In dem Kerker”
  5. Esquivel – “Whatchamacallit”

Set 2 – “for some reason all women”

  1. The Sixths – “San Diego Zoo”
  2. Diane Cluck – “Ribbon-Cutting Ceremony”
  3. Dear Nora – “Roller Coaster”
  4. Dory Previn – “Yada Yada La Scala”

Set 3 – “cop-skeptic up front, sadcore in the back”

  1. Mahjongg – “Tell the Police the Truth”
  2. Fugazi – “The Kill”
  3. The Sixths – “Aging Spinsters”
  4. The Magnetic Fields – “Josephine”
  5. Diane Cluck – “Reverly”
  6. Bill Callahan – “Too Many Birds”

Set 4 – “contemporary-ish “

  1. Dur-Dur Band – “Dooyo”
  2. John Maus – “Came & Got”
  3. Geologist – “Wit of the Watermen”
  4. Fcukers – “Play Me”

If you prefer to skip the radio show format, you can stream all of these on my YouTube channel or download them in this .zip file.

Still didn’t manage to get a better mic setup this week, so it’s a running joke now. Talk to you next week.

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Twenty-Song Tuesday #01: Enjoy It Or Else! (22 July 2025)

I made you a radio show.

Twenty-Song Tuesday #01: Enjoy It Or Else! (22 July 2025)

If the stream above isn’t working, you can also just DOWNLOAD IT AS AN .MP3 MIX HERE.

In this inaugural episode of Twenty-Song Tuesday, your DJ (me) walks you through the whole idea. Basically I’m trying to have a WFMU show without being on WFMU, and I think I kind of nailed it. Nothing fancy, I just grabbed twenty pieces of music that I have been intentionally enjoying recently and talked about it a bit.

Set 1 gets us off to a gentle start — mostly solo guitar, and not a word of English.

  1. Loituma — “Ievan Polkka”
  2. Wolf Biermann — “Ermutigung”
  3. Georg Ringswandl — “Radlmare”
  4. Bettina Wegner — “Cool Sein”
  5. Maria Elena Walsh — “Manuelita la Tortuga”

Set 2 picks up the pace, but in a gentle way.

  1. Todd Rundgren — “Healing, Pt. 1”
  2. YMO — “Perspective”
  3. Virus — “Wadu Wadu”
  4. Prefab Sprout — “Ride”
  5. Hermeto Pascoal — “Musica da Lagoa”
  6. Ata Kak — “Obaam Sima”

Set 3 gets weird, starting at intergalactic gangster funk and arriving at postcolonial Casio pop via dancehall and gabber.

  1. Max Rebo (possibly Rick James) — “Lapti Nek”
  2. Bald Terror — “Rotterdam”
  3. Lovindeer — “Babylon Boobs”
  4. Lady G — “Nuff Respect”
  5. William Onyeabor — “Atomic Bomb”
  6. Francis Bebey — “Black Coffee Cola”

Set 4 is just three newer songs I have been into lately.

  1. Ezra Furman — “In America”
  2. Laveda — “Cellphone”
  3. Anni Rossi — “Deer Hunting Camp 17”

If you prefer to skip the radio show format, you can stream all of these on my YouTube channel or download them in this .zip file.

I’m not loving the way this microphone sounds, so next week I’ll see what I can do to pump that up. Talk to you then.

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Thank you, Mark Lipsitz.

Mark Lipsitz died yestereday. You meet a lot of people on the music path. Some of them don’t care. Some of them help you out when they can. Some of them go out of their way to make absolutely sure you have everything you need, and that everyone and their grandma knows about your music. Mark was the third kind. This is an incalculable loss for those of us who knew him that way, and we can only imagine what it’s like for his family. I think we’ll slowly discover in the coming seasons that, simply by being who he was, Mark quietly built a web of sparking connections that would not have existed without him. I’ll be grateful for that web, for Mark’s lifework, and for his impact on mine, forever. Blessings to you and your family and your legacy, Admiral Lipsitz of the mighty tugboat Bar/None. We’ll do our best to make you proud.

Emperor X Summer 2025 Midwest+ Tour

20 June: Massapequa, NY – Sunrise Fest
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/golden-hour-booking-presents-sunrise-fest-tickets-1334329929739

26 June: Indianapolis, IN – Healer
https://www.facebook.com/healerindianapolis/

27 June: Davenport, IA – Raccoon Motel
https://dice.fm/event/q2y7ey-emperor-x-wanother-michael-kleenex-girl-wonder-mocktag-27th-jun-raccoon-motel-davenport-tickets?lng=en

28 June: Ferndale, MI – PUG Fest
https://www.noxp.org/event-details/pugfest-iii-presented-by-the-pleasant-underground

29 June: DAY OF REST

30 June: Columbus, OH – Spacebar (EARLY SHOW!)
https://www.spacebarcolumbus.com/event-details/emperor-x-hainted-mery-steel

1 July: Williamsport, PA – Jeremiah’s

2 July: Prospect Park, PA – Marty McGee’s

3 July: Washington, DC – Squirrel Park
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/in-the-park-w-emperor-x-berra-tickets-1422380481309

4 July: INDEPENDENCE DAY SURPRISE
(more info soon)

5 July: _______, NJ – Ask A Punk
(more info never)

6 July: BROOKLYN, NY – The Penthouse
932 Madison St. Apt. C3, 11221

All dates subject to the usual tour chaos. Stay up to date by checking this page occasionally.